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mov ax, 13h
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int 10h
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Thousands of colors!
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No co-processor required!
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MIDI support comming soon!
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Available on most BBSes!
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Too big for tape!
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Don't copy that floppy!
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Only 6 years until future!
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16-bit!
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Powered by Turbo Pascal!
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Program MineCraft;
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Memory protected!
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Not Windows 3.11 compatible!
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TCP/IP is just fad!
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IPX forever!
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AT!
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September got longer!
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Woo rec.games.computer.minecraft!
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As seen on teletext!
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Polyphonic (when supported)
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Watch out for MineCraft for Workgroups!
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"LINUX is obsolete"!
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Photorealistic rendering!
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FMVs! (CD-ROM version only)
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Degauss you monitor now!
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Perfect for LAN Party!
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Compatible with most phones!
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Visit as at gopher://minecraft.net
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Send us a postcard with your highscore!
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Patented exploding barrel technology!
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Kibo-free!
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Check out my geek code!
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31337!
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Clbuttic!
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VIRTUAL REALITY!
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Also try Another World!
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More dynamic than Myst!
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Serious Doom competitor!
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Dune II, but fantasy? Booooring!
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Really? What's next, SimChopper?
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Juice may be bad for you!
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More impact than Shoemaker–Levy!
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From country that brought you Ace of Base!
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I saw the sign!
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Woo, third place
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Two gold, one silver!
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Mir is still up there!
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Spielberg on the roll!
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Clever girl!
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Square Of Life!
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Blocky and Blockier!
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Somebody stop me!
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Lord of the Rings movie sucks!
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Wind of Change!
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Superman is dead!
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Look at that mullet!
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What if Greedo shot first?
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Ewoks? What next, talking seahorse!?
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My mom says it's nice!
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Smells Like Teen Spirit!
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By the power of Grayskull!
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Over 50mph!
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The most annoying sound in the world!
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Spared no expense!
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A whole new world!
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You can't handle the truth!
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Party time! Excellent!
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Rufio! Rufio!
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Cowabunga!
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The Year of the Cartridge!
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Now rated by the ESRB!
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Rated Kids to Adults!
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Now on Atari Lynx!
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Creepy babies! Highly collectable!
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You've got mail!
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As seen on the World-Wide Web!
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Rainbow unicorns!
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Welcome to Illager Mansion!
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Stay out of the Nether!
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Creeper Blood!
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Talk to the hand!
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Psyche!
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Woo, frosted tips!
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Have a cow, man!
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Degauss your CRT now! |