diff --git a/resources/assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt b/resources/assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt
index 1229825..e93b326 100644
--- a/resources/assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt
+++ b/resources/assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt
@@ -6,38 +6,45 @@ Not in scala!
 Its steven not phteven!
 Now webscale!
 Meow
+<Xor> /me purrs
 I bet one of cindy's cats broke it!
 =^.^=
 ಠ_ಠ
 Commit reverted in 5..4..3...
 Latest is greatest!
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-ThinkBot: .... *Thinkofdeath damn it
+ThinkBot: .... *Thinkofname damn it
 Now with more bugs!
 I blame Mojang
 The logo is totally not ascii art rendered as textures
 Look, it works on my machine.
-Open Source! https://github.com/thinkofdeath/steven
+Originally in Go! https://github.com/thinkofname/steven
+Open Source! https://github.com/thinkofname/steven-rust
 Built with Rust!
-try { } catch (Exception e) { }
+try { } catch (Throwable e) { }
 panic(recover())
+try!().map_err(|e| -> ! panic!()))
+fn who<'even>(uses: &lifetimes) -> anyway
+inline infix fun <A, B> A.exec(f: (A) -> B): B = f(this) // simple!
+if(false) true else do try return throw new this.E catch { case _ => } while(true)
 // Abandon hope all ye who enter here
-Its like I'm racing vanilla to see who can have the most bugs
-Using ascii art for the logo seemed like a bad idea at first
+It's like I'm racing vanilla to see who can have the most bugs!
+It's like I'm racing scala to see who has the slowest compile time!
+Using ascii art for the logo seemed like a bad idea at first...
 ... and still does.
 Help! I'm trapped in the splash text!
 Linux support!
 Windows support!
-Mac support! (in theory)
+Mac support!
 Come chat on IRC!
 Knowing Murphy's Law doesn't help
 Minecraft Multi-processing: breaking three things at once
 Silly Mortal...
 Software isn't released. It's allowed to escape.
 General System Error: Please sacrifice a cow and two chickens to continue
-Do you want to build a client?
+Do you wanna build a client?
 sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
-Thinkofdeath.getClass().getField("sanity").set(Thinkofdeath, null);
+Thinkofname.getClass().getField("sanity").set(Thinkofname, null);
 Now with potatoes!
 And then you cleanse them in a ball of atomic fire!
 I'm a little matrix, square and stout,
@@ -51,3 +58,12 @@ Ceci n'est pas un splash.
 Xor is not actually a cat.
 The MD5 of md_5 is e14cfacdd442a953343ebd8529138680
 I blame Scetch for this!
+Burritos are superior.
+Z750 is a living taco.
+sudo chmod -x `which chmod`
+java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: failed to allocate java.lang.OutOfMemoryError
+define_blocks! { ... }
+macros_rule!
+cat /dev/random > steven; git push --force
+No touchy the topic
+Hypixel you!
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