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Add more splash texts

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Xor Boole 2016-04-05 04:52:20 -04:00 committed by Matthew Collins
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@ -6,38 +6,45 @@ Not in scala!
Its steven not phteven! Its steven not phteven!
Now webscale! Now webscale!
Meow Meow
<Xor> /me purrs
I bet one of cindy's cats broke it! I bet one of cindy's cats broke it!
=^.^= =^.^=
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
Commit reverted in 5..4..3... Commit reverted in 5..4..3...
Latest is greatest! Latest is greatest!
[This space is intentionally left blank] [This space is intentionally left blank]
ThinkBot: .... *Thinkofdeath damn it ThinkBot: .... *Thinkofname damn it
Now with more bugs! Now with more bugs!
I blame Mojang I blame Mojang
The logo is totally not ascii art rendered as textures The logo is totally not ascii art rendered as textures
Look, it works on my machine. Look, it works on my machine.
Open Source! https://github.com/thinkofdeath/steven Originally in Go! https://github.com/thinkofname/steven
Open Source! https://github.com/thinkofname/steven-rust
Built with Rust! Built with Rust!
try { } catch (Exception e) { } try { } catch (Throwable e) { }
panic(recover()) panic(recover())
try!().map_err(|e| -> ! panic!()))
fn who<'even>(uses: &lifetimes) -> anyway
inline infix fun <A, B> A.exec(f: (A) -> B): B = f(this) // simple!
if(false) true else do try return throw new this.E catch { case _ => } while(true)
// Abandon hope all ye who enter here // Abandon hope all ye who enter here
Its like I'm racing vanilla to see who can have the most bugs It's like I'm racing vanilla to see who can have the most bugs!
Using ascii art for the logo seemed like a bad idea at first It's like I'm racing scala to see who has the slowest compile time!
Using ascii art for the logo seemed like a bad idea at first...
... and still does. ... and still does.
Help! I'm trapped in the splash text! Help! I'm trapped in the splash text!
Linux support! Linux support!
Windows support! Windows support!
Mac support! (in theory) Mac support!
Come chat on IRC! Come chat on IRC!
Knowing Murphy's Law doesn't help Knowing Murphy's Law doesn't help
Minecraft Multi-processing: breaking three things at once Minecraft Multi-processing: breaking three things at once
Silly Mortal... Silly Mortal...
Software isn't released. It's allowed to escape. Software isn't released. It's allowed to escape.
General System Error: Please sacrifice a cow and two chickens to continue General System Error: Please sacrifice a cow and two chickens to continue
Do you want to build a client? Do you wanna build a client?
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Thinkofdeath.getClass().getField("sanity").set(Thinkofdeath, null); Thinkofname.getClass().getField("sanity").set(Thinkofname, null);
Now with potatoes! Now with potatoes!
And then you cleanse them in a ball of atomic fire! And then you cleanse them in a ball of atomic fire!
I'm a little matrix, square and stout, I'm a little matrix, square and stout,
@ -51,3 +58,12 @@ Ceci n'est pas un splash.
Xor is not actually a cat. Xor is not actually a cat.
The MD5 of md_5 is e14cfacdd442a953343ebd8529138680 The MD5 of md_5 is e14cfacdd442a953343ebd8529138680
I blame Scetch for this! I blame Scetch for this!
Burritos are superior.
Z750 is a living taco.
sudo chmod -x `which chmod`
java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: failed to allocate java.lang.OutOfMemoryError
define_blocks! { ... }
macros_rule!
cat /dev/random > steven; git push --force
No touchy the topic
Hypixel you!